Am a correct in assuming that not only does she have me dressing like an idiot, but the bitch has also been screwing up my love life?
Let me know what you think!
In a sangria pitcher, combine all ingredients except the strawberries and soda. Chill in the refrigerator overnight. Immediately before serving, stir the strawberries and lemon-lime soda. Pour into chilled glasses, serve, 15 minutes later cuss someone out and blame it on the liquor.