Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Lemmee Hold Sometin'

Damnit!! The next time I take a walk in the corporate downtown area, I expect someone to be polite to me! I find it really pathetic that everywhere I go, someone says “maam…do you have spare change that I can borrow”. Hell no I don’t! Why can’t you say, “maam…lovely day we’re having” or “maam…that’s a lovely dress you’re wearing” or even “maam…they sure are some big breast you have there”? Why is it always lemme hold something? The next time I suspect a beggar coming my way, I’m going to hit them up first! You got that Ned the whino? I’m asking YOU for a quarter! Let’s see how you like it when the holy shoe is on the other foot!

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