Sunday, September 7, 2008

Any Excuse for a Party

Football, Football, Football.

Football stats are all you'll hear pouring out of the mouths of men for the next 3 or 4 months (or however long this season lasts). Instead of pretending to listen, I suggest really getting into the sport. Honestly, how long can you resist the the sight of physically fit men exuding remarkable strength and adrenaline to achieve a goal? Not to mention the bonus fights and touchdown dances. . . the fine specimen that take the hits (think Chad Johnson) and the smile your man will wear knowing you won't nag him for the next 3 hours.

But if you're like me (single). . .do it for the sheer hell of it. Next Sunday, call up your friends, prepare a pitcher of Sangria (recipe below) and make it a party. How you ask? Actually learn the game. Pretend to be a commentator, pay attention to the 3rd & 10's, watch the play clock, count the flags, cheer with the fans and when your team does something you like show them your victory dance. Football season, like any other, is an excuse to have a party!! Life's short. . . enjoy it!!

1 comment:

mrsFAB said...

mrsFAB does not have to pretend... Cowboys for life BABY!!!!! I am the #1 STAN.