Huh? Yes...you read me...butt pads.
You know that we never hesitate to make a fool of ourselves here. So we strapped on the booty and took it for a ride.
Initially, the thought was hilarious. The box contains two silicone, breast-like, pads and a pair of control panties with pockets on each booty cheek. You slide the silicone pad into the pocket, then watch the magic happen. I carried those babies around on me for an hour and had to fight the men, and women, off with a stick.
I would recommend the butt pads to anyone who is less endowed in the bootang area. However, I will offer you a few pointers before purchase:
- The panty is a control panty(somewhat of a girdle) and is a little uncomfortable after a while. It could be this particular brand, so just look around if you plan on purchasing a pair.
- If you're going to wear them, maybe it should be for special occasions and not daily use. A couple of hours in club...maybe. Eight hours at work...maybe not. (Unless you work at an establishment where booty helps you advance or receive tips, ie...Hooters.)
- These butt pads may attract random ass slaps from your co-workers...men and women alike. Let them have their fun. They'll get tired of it after a while.
- Finally...Men will give you slack about your new booty. They'll say its wrong, (something about "I'm Gon Get You Sucka") and that you're deceiving men into thinking that you have a be-dunk-a-dunk. Screw them. Ask them whats the difference between your new ass-et and padded bras, weaves, and big feet stuffed in little shoes. Its a different drug, but they all get you high.
Enjoy your new booty. You paid for it, and you didn't even have to go to Brazil to get it.