Friday, October 2, 2009

Yes (Wo)Man


I have a secret to share. . .I'm a pretty secluded person. Although I am people person, I don't particularly like people. I know that doesn't make much sense. Actually, that's not entirely accurate. I like people, but only on my terms. What does that mean exactly? It simply means people serve particular purposes in my life. When I need a listening ear, my friends are there to listen. Even if I haven't spoken to them in months. When I want to hang out, some people decide to hang out with me (even though I may not answer the phone when they call). In short, I'm a pretty awesome friend!! haha. . .or not. I told Cocktail Jay about this a few weeks ago and now I'm going to share it with you. For the entire month of October!! You heard me right, the ENTIRE month (minus some select days that I already have plans) my schedule is wide open to anyone!! I mean it. Whatever event, book club, chess match, public forum, or karaoke someone invites me to; I am attending. And I don't mean pretend attending, which is something I've totally mastered. I'm the queen of saying I'll be someplace and never actually show up. lol.(Although I'm laughing, I'm really ashamed). I'm truly going to come! You name it, I'm there. On time!! I know what you're thinking, "Don't get carried away here, you're never on time". You're right, but this will be different!! So hit me with your best stuff. Dumpster diving? No problem. Horseback riding? Giddy up! As long as you live in the Baltimore area (and actually know me, I value my safety) I'm game!!


Leave your ideas in the comment section. Places you want to see me go or things you'd like to see me do (keep it clean) & I'll post pictures on the site. This should be fun!

6 comments:

Cocktail J said...

I'm so happy to hear this! Amateur night at the strip club is on Thursdays, and I would love for you to participate. Friend.

Cocktail T said...

I'm with Cocktail J. . . that should be fun. I'd love to see the pics from that!

The Tenant said...

I would love to see the pics too..therantisdue@gmail.com

Cocktail J said...

Lol...the Tenant is some freak.

Cocktail K said...

Well considering no one has come up with any suggestions and the month is coming to a close, it seems there will be no pictures to share. I know, I know. . .try to hide your disappointment.

Cocktail J said...

Hoe! Lol...What happened to the strip club??