Friday, November 4, 2011
The New & Improved Model
A lot has changed since the 1900's. There was once a time when men and women had specific roles and duties. The man was the provider and the woman the nurturer/homemaker. This worked pretty well until the age of feminism. Now I know that feminism brought a lot of hassle, but in the long-run it worked out well for everyone. Oddly, feminism benefited men more than anyone. Think about it. Not only does she still have to birth, nurture and support those babies...but the bitch has to bring in money too! Cha-Ching!!! We got what we asked for right?
What bothers me about this entire evolution of the female species is the fact that the men haven't changed a bit. We've added many new feathers to our hats, but what workload has increased for men? Not only in the past 100+ years has the man's load gotten lighter, but he still requires more from women than ever before! I honestly and truthfully don't get it. Everyday I see advice for women on how to keep her man, support her man, encourage her man, look good for her man...yadda yadda yadda. Why? We're cooking, cleaning, working and supporting and still aren't allowed to expect a thing from you until you're "mature" or "ready" enough to be a man. Yesterday some broad even suggested that I should shut up and let my grown ass man watch South Park because he "works hard as fuck" and deserves it. Bitch what do you think I do all day? I work hard too. What distinguishes his needs from mines because we surely split the bills. Until he's paying the majority of our expenses you can miss me with that. I think men need some stuff added to their repertoire. Push some of these damn brats out or learn to bake cakes. There has to be some kind of trade off.
We're the new and improved model woman, but our counterpart still carries a club and wears an animal-skin toga. Yall need to step up before we start fucking robots just to feel equal.